Ever Had an Idea You Thought Was Genius...
Until You Said It Out Loud?
We believe no idea is safe from a good roasting—yours included.
Each week, we grill ideas until they’re perfectly crisp or hilariously burnt. Ready to face the fire? Step closer.
Roastify’s Brutally-Honest Promise
We torch the fluff, spotlight the gaps, and leave you with a slick setup your team can actually use—no hand-holding, no drama.
Workflow Autopsy
We dissect every step of your process, chuck the useless bits, and stitch it back together so it runs leaner than a cat on a hot tin roof.
Control-Freak HQ
Your new Notion/Obsidian or any platform workspace becomes the single source of truth—clear, fast, and idiot-proof—so even Gary from finance can find what he needs.
Migration Minus Meltdowns
We haul your data into Notion without breaking stuff (or spirits), keeping your other tools playing nice in the sandbox.
Bots > Busywork
Practical automations and integrations squash repetitive tasks before they drain another minute of your life.
Human Upgrade Kit
Straight-shooting training that turns your crew into ninjas—no snooze-fest slide decks, just hands-on mastery.
Relentless Upkeep
Regular audits, tweaks, and strategic tune-ups so your system stays sharp while your business evolves (and yes, we’ll tell you when it’s getting sloppy).
Choose what you want, and we will do our best to adapt.
obsidian
Notion
MS Loop
Roastify — where raw ideas roll in like green coffee beans, tumble through a drum of wit and scrutiny, crack open under creative heat, and pour out as a bold, aromatic espresso of insight strong enough to jolt any mind awake.
